hahahaha!!!nakakatawa!
KUMUSTA NALANG SA TRANSLATION NG MGA PUNCHLINES!
HERE THEY GO:
“The Lion fell in love with the Lamb” “What a stupid lamb”
- “Ang Leon ay umibig sa Tupa” … “Ang bobo nung Tupa”
“You are my life now”
-”Ikaw na ang buhay ko ngayon”
“I’m not afraid of you.. I’m only afraid of losing you”
-”Hindi ako takot sa’yo, takot lang akong mawala ka.”
“I know what you are” “Say it.. out loud, say it” “VAMPIRE”
-”Alam ko kung ano ka..” “Sabihin mo.. nang malakas…SABIHIN MO” “ISANG BAMPIRA”
“What if I’m not the hero, what I’m.. the bad guy?”
-”Pano kung hindi ako ang bayani, pano kung ako ang.. masamang tao?”
“You’re scent is like a drug to me.”
-”Ang amoy mo ay parang droga sa akin.”
“Like my personal brand of heroin.”
-”Aking sariling klase ng droga” eww.
“I don’t have the strength to stay away from you.”
-”Wala akong lakas na lumayo sa’yo” *pukes*
“Stupid, shiny, volvo owner”
-”Bobong may-ari ng makintab na Volvo”
“I’d rather die than to stay away from you.”
-”Mas pipiliin ko pang mamatay, kesa lumayo sa’yo” *pukes again*
“Do I dazzle you?”
-”Nasisilaw ba kita?” =))
“Here comes the human!”
-”Andito na ang tao!” WTF. =))
“My monkey man!”
-”Ang aking taong unggoy!” LOL. WTTF =))))))
“You better hold on tight, spider monkey!”
-”Kumapit kang mabuti, gagambang unggoy!”
“In a small town named forks..”
-”Sa isang bayan ng tinidor.”
“You don’t know how long I’ve waited for you. ”
- “Hindi mo alam kung gaano ako katagal naghintay sayo.”
“How old are you?” “Seventeen” “How long have you been seventeen?” “For a while..”
-”Ilang taon kana?” “Labing pito.” “Gano katagal kanang labing pito?” “Matagal-tagal narin.”
“YOU BROUGHT A SNACK”
-”NAGDALA KA NG MERIENDA”
HERE THEY GO:
“The Lion fell in love with the Lamb” “What a stupid lamb”
- “Ang Leon ay umibig sa Tupa” … “Ang bobo nung Tupa”
“You are my life now”
-”Ikaw na ang buhay ko ngayon”
“I’m not afraid of you.. I’m only afraid of losing you”
-”Hindi ako takot sa’yo, takot lang akong mawala ka.”
“I know what you are” “Say it.. out loud, say it” “VAMPIRE”
-”Alam ko kung ano ka..” “Sabihin mo.. nang malakas…SABIHIN MO” “ISANG BAMPIRA”
“What if I’m not the hero, what I’m.. the bad guy?”
-”Pano kung hindi ako ang bayani, pano kung ako ang.. masamang tao?”
“You’re scent is like a drug to me.”
-”Ang amoy mo ay parang droga sa akin.”
“Like my personal brand of heroin.”
-”Aking sariling klase ng droga” eww.
“I don’t have the strength to stay away from you.”
-”Wala akong lakas na lumayo sa’yo” *pukes*
“Stupid, shiny, volvo owner”
-”Bobong may-ari ng makintab na Volvo”
“I’d rather die than to stay away from you.”
-”Mas pipiliin ko pang mamatay, kesa lumayo sa’yo” *pukes again*
“Do I dazzle you?”
-”Nasisilaw ba kita?” =))
“Here comes the human!”
-”Andito na ang tao!” WTF. =))
“My monkey man!”
-”Ang aking taong unggoy!” LOL. WTTF =))))))
“You better hold on tight, spider monkey!”
-”Kumapit kang mabuti, gagambang unggoy!”
“In a small town named forks..”
-”Sa isang bayan ng tinidor.”
“You don’t know how long I’ve waited for you. ”
- “Hindi mo alam kung gaano ako katagal naghintay sayo.”
“How old are you?” “Seventeen” “How long have you been seventeen?” “For a while..”
-”Ilang taon kana?” “Labing pito.” “Gano katagal kanang labing pito?” “Matagal-tagal narin.”
“YOU BROUGHT A SNACK”
-”NAGDALA KA NG MERIENDA”
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salamat kay michino15kawaii sa pagtratranslate!!nakakatawa!
